Hey can i see a picture of you?
August 2010
And you know, it's not even the fact that it'll all "end" that bothers me so much.
I’d just like to know how.
Vnezapno ya metafizik. Ubyeite menya.
(330): Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
They say life is short.
I say “fuck you.”
Life is the longest thing I’ve ever experienced.
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”
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- Siddharta Gautama / Buddha
But hey, it’s better than igniting the entire household. I’ll take the burning for now.
RealNiggaTumblr: I Want It All →
realniggatumblr.tumblr.com
I want to be a trillionaire, I want to hop out the lambo in drawls made from the skin of slayed dragons, I want to purposely build a habibi corner store in whatever gated community i live in (and he’s still gonna have the bulletproof window), I want to buy a loosey with a $100 bill, I want to invest money in developing the first bulletproof durag, I want to fly Amerie from where ever she’s at to my house every night at 11 PM to sing me to sleep, I want a customized alarm clock that says “you are the realest nigga up right now” every morning at 7am, I want Alicia Keys breast milk at my doorstep every morning so I could eat my cereal, I want Memphis Bleek to take his fitted off every time he steps in my crib, I want to take a picture in front of the pyramids in Egypt with 2 bitches clippin my toe nails one on each foot, I want a lot of shit, and I need to get this money tho.
Forreal.
And so Hugh Laurie and I are to marry. →
telegraph.co.uk
(via holy-moly)
” And if House should fold, he can always sell up and come back home, where we don’t understand him either. “
Why did this piss me off
