August 2012
richwhitelesbian:
yeah i aint never seen a butt that can kill a whole platoon of charlies after 3 months out in the jungle so let me be the first to say: Private Ass, we’re gonna make a Major out of you
richwhitelesbian:
stone cold stone creamery steve austin
seriously no one calls me “Kristina” anymore
it’s always some variation on my last name; “Miller,” “Millz,” “General Mills,” “K-Millz,” “K-Milla the ____ Killa”
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like cheese to a mouse. this trap is gonna come down on me so fucking hard, but i don’t even care
methlabrador:
if a stranger offers u drugs say “ill have that to go, thanks” because you are in a starbucks. the stranger is the cashier and caffeine is technically a drug. is your mind blown yet? well check this: you share a birthday with at least 9 million other people
“what’s the challenge what’s the challenge”
“what’s the challenge?”
“I have no idea *scoff* I can’t read *scoff*…from this angle *scoff*”
I can’t deal with Toby sleep talking
