nilecrocodile: toasterb0t: ziggystarbucks: 94706934290084593428923: kawaiidaleks: ziggystarbucks: what if people used famous renaissance paintings as reaction gifs instead of Sherlock and Glee pictures this isnt a renaissance painting This
Toby is fast asleep but I’ll be damned if that stops him from grabbing my hand and making me grab his completely flaccid penis
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip...– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita. (via ramirezdahmerbundy) Some people change in high school and realize their taste sucked but I’m glad this has been one of my favorite ass books since 8th grade
wvnderbar: mcdonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games. we’ve officially reached the point where satire doesn’t need punchlines.